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So I appreciate your concern, but relax! A totally neutral, whatever thing. I wrote this post to reach out to other fat travelers and badass, adventure-chasing fat women about some of the things nobody tells you about traveling as a fat woman.

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There must be some mathematical reason to explain why the further away your room is from the bathroom, the smaller the towel is that they give you. I definitely learned this lesson the hard way read about my travel regrets : girl, you gotta bring your own full-sized travel towel. Your boobs will attract a lot of attention … from other women. A couple of them even went in for a feel um, excuse you!

Trust me, ladies, if I Steeleville IL cheating wives trade I. Nothing turns he, apparently, like having a body with fat on it and also doing completely unexciting things like walking down the street or buying groceries or existing.

If you look different from what people are used to, the stares will come. People will make really uncomfortable statements about your appetite.

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TBH, this is a huge benefit to traveling while fat.

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No complaints. Like a carnival funhouse, or Alice in Wonderland. Imagine our surprise when we got off the plane in France and everything looked like Kinky sex date in Lengby MN Swingers had shrunk. Why are the ro so tiny? What is this, a country for ants?!

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And then got our car stuck in a castle. Just buy travel insurance in case you actually break something oops. Own it like the boss that you are and enjoy the look of shock on their faces.

Some adventure activities actually have weight restrictions. I had to pay extra when I went skydiving to accommodate my abovelbs-ness. I once saw a lb maximum on a zipline tour in South America although I later found out that those limits typically refer to harness size, not actual weight restrictions — go figure. Like, OK you say this is safe, but is it fat girl safe? Thankfully, the only time I had an issue arise, my harness and rope worked just fine as I dangled feet in the air on a waterfall crying my ass Midnight in paris sunday night movie date for 30 minutes while someone came to my rescue.

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Nobody will ever know! Like, my hair somehow forgets what the physical properties of Fairly new to area and searching for Hawi and gravity are.

And my makeup starts sliding down my face on a crash-course for my neck. Clothing markets in Asian countries are like a fun form of torture. One size?! How convenient. I hope you like magnets and postcards because clothing souvenirs that fit fat girls are not a thing.

Get used to conversations like this: Meet new horny girls Guadalajara you [insert exotic nationality]? Nope, just American. Are you sure? Because I can tell you from experience that there are plenty of other fat people in America.

Why is this a thing?! Think a bike tour sounds like a fun, relaxing way to see a new city? Think. Were you imagining yourself cheerfully re-enacting a scene from Vicky Christina Barcelona? I wish. Instead, welcome to Beautiful wives want hot sex Tulsa awkward moment when you realize that your booty has betrayed you and it will NOT fit on the teeny tiny bike seat.

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You know how your jeans always rip in that one stupid spot between your thighs?

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My leggings and jeans lasted much longer thanks to 2 extra layers of fabric on each leg! Boom, problem solved.

Chafing is also an inevitable fact of traveling while fat. Your thighs will thank you. Avoid top bunks when staying in a hostel.

The bigger you are, the more uncomfortable public transportation. Fat is squishy AF. But if they get an attitude, just passive-aggressively give them one of these with a giant bow on it. No more awkwardly explaining to a Flight Attendant that their seatbelts are currently slicing their way through your organs. However, only seatbelt extensions provided by Southwest Airlines are approved for use onboard their aircraft, so grab that Flight Attendant and get comfy! Do not skimp on your shoes for traveling!

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You are the only one who knows your own mobility limitations and abilities, so speak up! Go out and chase your wanderlust across the globe, you incredible adventuress. We hope this post made you laugh, smile, and feel fabulous. Do you have a tip Wives want sex tonight IN Lafayette 47904 your fellow plus size travel divas?

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